Monday, February 7, 2011

Shit My Dad Says- on dating

My sister and I have long thought the shit OUR dad says is at least as good (if not better) than the guy on Twitter. His comments and observations have made for some good Facebook statuses, but now that I have a blog, this seems as good a venue as any to share his wisdom with the world...or my 2 followers. :)

My dad's criteria for anyone I date:

"I need to interview these young men. I've got a list of questions I'd like to ask...and I'm a pretty good interrogator. First of all, do you know how to butcher a chicken? If I gave you a live chicken, could you kill it, butcher it, and cook it? Do you own a firearm? Do you know how to use it? Can you gut a deer? Can you plant potatoes? What are your political leanings?"

I cut him off there.
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  1. KourtneyFebruary 14, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    SMDS:
    "Okay, I need to know the important things: Is he employed? Is he conservative? And when are you going to show me his Facebook profile?"
    My dad - stuck somewhere between wanting to protect his little girl, his own approval criteria, and the 21st century.

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